Bryson or Boyle....

A holiday must... a good book. Plus its the only time i ever get to read anything thats not online.

Iv opted for Micro Trends by Mark J. Penn. and Quantum Theory Cannot Hurt You by Marcus Chown

I do like to learn a little bit (well at least some interesting facts) whilst im away as im not really one for stories. Why read Harry Potter or one of those Twilight books? Im sure if i walked up and down the plane or train enough times all those people reading them could tell me enough to sufficiently piece together a story of gay wizards and Werewolf sex. But im good with my facts thanks :-)

Other books that caught my eye though.....

Hilarious, id have bought this if it wasnt a cumbersome hardback. A book based on this popular blog

Everyone loves a photo of something that looks like a penis and this is a whole book of such pics.

Dreams Can Come True - Susan Boyle.....hmmmm, slightly misleading. surely her true dream is to stop looking like Gordon Brown in drag? or resembling someone whos been permanently caught in that moment just before somethings about to hit them in the face.

Inside The Whale....I can only assume this dreary looking book is about a woman, her lover and her abnormally large vagina. a real tear jerker im sure.

Things I Want My Daughters To Know.... the sequel to Inside The Whale; if you have a big vagina, men will write books about it.